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Today's Poops
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The cast

Every poop
has a story.

Some of them took three days to finish.

  • Classic Carl

    Textbook swirl. Absolute legend.

  • The Boulder

    It's been three days. Pray for him.

  • Nervous Nigel

    Ate gas station sushi. Regrets it.

  • Blobert

    Shapeless. Fearless. Unbothered.

  • Starry Sue

    Heavenly. 10/10. Would poop again.

  • Little Bean

    Small but mighty. Mostly small.

  • The Log

    Long. Structured. Architectural.

  • Big Chonk

    Needed two flushes. Proud of it.

  • Coco

    Cracked under pressure.

  • Grumpy Gus

    Out of toilet paper. Furious.

  • Rolly

    The real MVP. Always there for you.

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Every trip to the throne is content.

Morning coffee hit different? Spicy ramen making its comeback? Tell your friends, add a GIF, tag whoever dared you, and rate the whole thing from absolute agony to heavenly.

Luna8 min ago · friends

Haven't gotten any work done today, but I kept my poop streak alive. Little hack: put your feet up on a roll of toilet paper. Game changer!!!

3 comments
Sam1 h ago · public

4th poop of the day. Personal best. I hear the demon rumbling and hungry for more. It was either the burger or something else GIF

9 comments
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a solid Tuesday
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Toilet paper
Time on the seat 6 min
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